But you should see how many of them are cruising for parking

The United States of Earth News reports that a study done by Abrams, Herzog & Filippi suggests that young men really need to keep both hands on the wheel. Eleven percent of fellows under 30 are "fondling" themselves at intersections. Fortunately this research may be shown to the world:

The company is currently in talks with one of the big networks to acquire and present the study on Television and/or cable. Utmost care will be taken to be sure none of those photographed or on video will be able to be identified in any way. A.H.F. has gone out of their way to assure that no one who was observed will be seen or discovered. This would leave the company open to lawsuits which obviously isn’t a desired outcome.