The Monster Raving Loony Party, a political party aiming to capture some seats in the upcoming British elections, has unveiled a new transportation plan for London. It is innovative and introduces fresh thinking to problems of mobility, especially in light of the impending floods due to global warming. The centerpiece of their proposal is a fleet of floating bikes.
Two other aspects of the MRLP platform:
The Monster Raving Loony manifesto also calls for buildings to be fitted with air conditioning units facing outward to combat global warming.
They demand that all politicians be permanently painted the colour of the party they represent.